Misc

This is a dark room. An extremely dark room. This room is so dark the rays of a thousand suns wouldn’t put a dent in the pervading darkness that shrouds here. Darkness is just a lack of light, it isn’t an actual thing itself. So light is a concrete noun and dark is an abstract noun technically.

A state can not only refer to matter but also a political boundry inside of an existing country. When it comes to politics the state definitely matters more.

“There ain’t nothing that can get between me and my TUBE JUICE(TM)” The cartoon superhero screamed from the top of the tower. The red and blue of TUBE JUICE(TM) Man’s full body costume shone brightly because the animators didn’t light the scene properly. A black and white clothed robber tried to sneak up behind the superhero, his hand outstretched towards his TUBE JUICE(TM). The Superhero rotated around colliding his elbow through the robber’s skull. The camera of the ad looked down at the ex-robber who’s uniform was becoming more and more stained red. “Oh god, what will I do?” yelled TUBE JUICE(TM) Man. “Never fear!” a voice said in the distance “JUICY TUBE Man is here!” JUICY TUBE Man dropped down onto the rooftop with his blue and red costume. “What the hell? This is trademark infringement on my brand!” “Ha, silly fellow, I see no trademark here.” JUICY TUBE Man said not looking at TUBE JUICE(TM) Man. “Just read a line up in this story, there’s a giant ‘TM’ after each mention of my name!” In the sky the clouds parted and the writer pulled this very story out of his ass and tossed it to JUICY TUBE Man. JUICY TUBE Man caught it and scanned the page, “Oh bugger!” He exclaimed.

IN THE COURT ROOM “Could the defendant please rise,” JUICY TUBE Man stood up still wearing his costume. He stared at the floor as he got out of his seat. “The jury finds you, JUICY TUBE Man, guilty of trademark infringement of the first degree. As punishment you will no longer be known as ‘JUICY TUBE Man’, you shall forever be known as ‘TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT Man.’” TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT Man pursed his lips on the verge of crying. “Furthermore, you shall be sentenced to six hundred years of hard labour.” TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT Man rubbed his eyes, “Oh wait, I can fly.” And before anybody could react he shot into the sky leaving a TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT Man sized hole in the court roof.